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Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.
plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)
me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!
Throat Goat
Throat Master
Nothing Else
That's It
Go Home
Johan: *GULP GULP GULP GULP*
Everyone: Oh....Slay ig
Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.
Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night
white fallen angel who like cheesecake
If u see a white boy at subway with pretty eyes and a han jisung pc he’s probably johan