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a very large dick that floats like a bouy and you need a license for
Victoria do you have your boaters license? No? Then we will get you a sex change!
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A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
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self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
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An individual who operates at a professional level of sassiness.
I am impressed at his vocally direct way of interacting with others, It is like he is a licensed sassologist
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A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.
The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.
Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.
Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!
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A licensed racist is a black/ African hypocritical racist who picks on other minorities who are even smaller population than themselves and makes racist comments about them. If accessed of racism, they'll play it off as "How am I racist I'm black!" "We are only victims!" "Nothing blacks say is racist." "No you're the racist one because I'm black." sometimes whites could be victims too. Whites are the problem root because they let it happen, but mostly the minorities that have smaller number than blacks are suffering licensed racists, not whites, so white people are often condoning this behaviour and gloating.
United Kingdom with 40%+ blacks and less than 0.7% Orientals, and the latter one get worse treatments by whites
East Asian dude walks past by
Licensed racist: Konichiwa the Chinaman there you look like a Kim Jong Un there must be sum ting wong, where is my fried dumpling?
Yellow dude: Allow it people are just openly racist to us not even hiding, we would never do this to blacks
Yellow dude's white girlfriend: This is quite OFFENSIVE but it's okay....
Licensed racist: How am I a racist look at my skin, you guys are racists look you two shouldn't be dating because !&*^$(*!&"$(*!&"£*!("(//////////////Guilt -tripping people with the history and recycled points just to play it out/////////////////
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