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mountain dew and jim beam mixed drink served in a martini glass.often topped with an olive and stirred with a used syringe or whatever garbage might be laying around at the time. Native drink to lowlifes and derelicts from the greater Keansburg, New Jersey area.
Those derelicts were drinking Keansburg martinis and spitting them on each other when they got arrested by the Keansburg police for jumping off the floodgates naked. What a bunch of scums.
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A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!
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swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers
Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.
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Drinking a martini out of a woman's snizz, then snorting a line off the pubic bone where hair used to be
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Get yourself a cheap ass beer. PBR is the norm around these parts, but any will do. Add some olives. Voila, you've got a Reno Martini. Sometimes also called a Sun Valley Martini by people who delude themselves into thinking the city of Reno itself is any better than Sun Valley. . .laughable, at best.
You: I'll take a Reno Martini, please.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
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A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.