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The female version of a "memory wank".
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
(couple talking over the phone/internet/text)
"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"
"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"
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Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
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An experience so extraordinary that it burns a permanent spot in your mind.
I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!
bitch; hey do you know the school harding memorial?
me; yea its my fucking school pussy bitch
Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
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The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.
It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.
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A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.
I had terrible cock memory last night, I’m thinking of having it removed!
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