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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde
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A "high-performance" version of the Grand Marquis sold for the 2003 and 2004 model years. The Marauder produced 302 horsepower, 78 more than the Grand Marquis's 224. The Marauder also sat only five passengers and had bucket-style front seats (the Grand Marquis seats six and has a bench seat in the front). Other than that, the Mercury Marauder and Grand Marquis have very few differences between them. A convertible Mercury Marauder concept was produced, but never marketed.
It's no wonder that the Mercury Marauder was never a big success. They should have gone ahead with the convertible concept.
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Born Farookh Bulsara in Zanzibar on September 5th, 1946, Mercury was the lead singer of the legendary rock band Queen, said to be second in popularity and collectibility in the UK next to the Beatles. Known as the greatest frontman that ever lived, and a homosexual, he was among rock's first AIDS casualties. He died on November 24th, 1991, but is still remembered today by his serenading voice and powerful lyrics.
Freddie Mercury continues to be an inspiration to musicians everywhere despite his untimely death.
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A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.
That's a beautiful XR-7 Mercury Cougar, I bet you're glad you didn't buy that Chevy Corsica.
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An amzing god frontman with the greatest band ever, Queen. But unfortunately forgot to wear a condom.
He died of aids in 1992.
Man gets beats up and arrested because he said that freddy mercury was outdated.
A boss ass bitch, Queen, Gay, Sassy
Oh no Freddie Mercury stole me heart!