Import model

A type of model that usually models for the tuned import cars scene. Most of them are usually asian, some are caucassion though!

Guy1: Dude that import model is hot!
Guy2: Yea I wish she can model for my car..
Guy1: No man you drive a corvette! go home!!

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fake model

a girl who has a random guy take pictures of her in skimpy clothes to show off her body. different than a real model whos body is used to accentuate brand labels.

"that girl in the park getting photographed by that weirdo is such a fake model."

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instagram model

they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.

see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object

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Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.

I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.

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OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

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fetish model

Fetish models are usually posing for latex manufacturers or magazines such as Skin Two,Marquis who critique the latest designers of latex couture which is very pricey.Underground club scenes,especially fetish parties,is a place where gear like this is usually worn.Some of the latest designers like Atsuko Kudo,Jane Doe,Fierce Couture and other oldies but goodies like Vex and Demask have huge followings.Even Marylin Manson has ordered custom suits from Vex.Alot of Dominatrixes,who have no sexual contact but rather offer pain and degradation to submissives,wear alot of this couture that fetish models pose for so that it will sell.

Damn!Did you see Darenzia(fetish model)in her new Atsuko Kudo basque?That girl is hot!!!

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Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.

"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."