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usually a place where college dropouts watch two seasons of breaking bad or whatever. they sit on their couch eating a whole jar of nutella.
friend: hey you wanna play?
netflix addict: no thanks. im gonna watch netflix and waste my life.
1. marijuana
2. smoke marijuana
3. get marijuana
1. Yo, you have netflix?
2. Hey I have an idea, we should go watch netflix.
3. My netflix ran out yesterday, I need to go get more.
The biggest reason why college students have a remarkably low GPA
Frank has a 2.01 GPA and is in danger of academic probation because he spends too much on Netflix
For dumbass people who can’t figure out how to find movies online.
The internet? You say, I can find movies?
Nah. I'm gonna be smart. With Netflix: I'll "pay" to watch a movie.
(netflix) n.
the reasons i dont have friends anymore
"hey eli wanna go town later with us?"
"um sorry i have to wash my cat"
aka.
"nahhh im watching pll on netflix today"
Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.
Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.
While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.
Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.
Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!
A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.
Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...
Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.
Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.