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a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda
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A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.
Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.
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1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville
2. Penis
All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.
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Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
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Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.
There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!
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The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.
Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"
Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
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