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(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
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Another term for man fat, jism or spunk. Usually served warm
"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"
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Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.
I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?
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Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.
Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
When your bro needs to take a shit but, there are no bathrooms in site. As a result, you be a bro and let him use your chest.
Bro: Yo my dude, I really need to shit. There's no bathrooms around, though.
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro
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