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Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.

Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.

by Lord October 6, 2003

91๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.

Wow that police officer just saved her life.

by Mirna da cool December 19, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

The guys who protect you and your fellow citizens, and enforce law and order. Some are corrupt, and some are bigoted, and most of them are arrested. Some aren't, just as some criminals aren't, which is sickening. For the most part they're alright. Some want them abolished, although they have a fetish for being slaughtered by serial killers

Larry: "The police should be fucking abolished. You hear what they did to George Floyd? Fucking inhumane"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"

by Darth N1h1lus June 13, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power

The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!

by Jason April 10, 2003

95๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


police

1.something you run from if you are black or hispanic

2.something that makes black people with nice things disappear fast

3.for some reason whenever they arrive theres no reason for them anymore

1. *gang of black people hear police siren*
HOLY SHIT LETS RUN NIGGAS!

2. my friend: hey brah nice 'forces
me: yeah i just bought them you like?
Friend: yea
*police sirens*
friend: woah police are coming
me:
friend: Brah, Brah? where you go brah?

3. 911 dialer: theres a gang shooting at the intersection of miramar parkway and university drive
policeman: we are on it
*3 hours later bodies all over te floor*
policeman: ok we are here hey where is everyone?

by aniggathatluvswomen April 15, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

Some fucking bastards who never mind their own business

(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.

by It's none of your business January 11, 2005

90๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

People who's job is to serve and protect the community, more often than not taking slings(money) from crims and helping crooks out. Dumd dope heads often fat as cows with a nasty attitude problem.

Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.

by Neddy Smith October 22, 2003

67๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž