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Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.
I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.
The Reason Pro Wrestling IS a Sport.
Shut up and Watch Danielson vs Austin Aries go 75 Minutes.... Pro Wrestling IS a sport.
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A white ring that has worn through the back pocket of a country boy's Wrangler jeans from the imprint of a chewing tobacco can. Indicates long term use. See also "wrangler skoal ring", "cope ring".
"Copenhagen ring"- from song Boots On by Randy Houser
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originally a song by taylor swift. when you love someone so much that you’d marry them even if they proposed with a paper ring
“i like shiny things but i’d marry you with paper rings”
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A useless Item that women expect there man to bankrupt themselves for.
Stacey: A diamond ring is a woman's best friend.
Berry: And a man's worst enemy.
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The resultant of 'LORD' (see seperate definition) activity leading to the next mornings' 'Ring Damage' (see seperate definition). Denial of Ring Tax is frequently apparent in habitual LORD traders. Unlike 'Ring Damage', Ring Tax cannot be insured for & must be paid. Like personal Tax, Ring Tax is calculated on an annual basis. Ring Tax cannot however be offset against other personal or corporate tax. It can however be somewhat hidden in larger trading portfolios in cetain instances. This can lead to further LORD activities leading to renewed Ring Damage resultant in further Ring Tax.
As in life where there are two certainties, LORD activity will certainly lead to Ring Tax. 'He was LORD last night, he must pay his tax'.
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The greatest piece of literary fiction ever, the Lord of the Rings is an epic high fantasy novel written by J.R.R. Tolkien during the 30's and 40's and published in the 50's. People often mistakenly refer to it as a trilogy. IT IS NOT A TRILOGY. It is one novel divided into six books and appendices. It was however released in three volumes because the publisher wanted more money.
The Lord of the Rings takes place in Tolkien's "Middle-earth" and focuses on the hobbit Frodo Baggins, who is tasked with destroying the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron (the titular Lord of the Rings) many years ago. The novel also focuses on many other heroes and villians. The Lord of the Rings has served as an example for countless other fantasy works to emulate in story, characters, and setting.
The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into a movie trilogy by director Peter Jackson. Although they are of course inferior to the original book, they are still very good. Many people like to compare The Lord of the Rings to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, most likely because the first Lord of the Rings movie and the first Harry Potter movie both came out in 2001. However, there is really no comparison. Harry Potter is good, but The Lord of the Rings is a pure literary masterpiece.
The Lord of the Rings is a must read for pretty much anyone.
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