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A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.
causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese
treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.
also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.
man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.
**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"
teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"
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a low life that crosses a protest line to work while everyone is on strike
this type of person has no spine, no morals, no friends, usually a coward, and quite possibly interferes with small children
also known as a parasite,
look at that scab dog, if i see the cunt out on the street i will skull fuck him
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Where a scab is so thick it casts its own dark shadow.
Also a name to Big Mikes made up band where he plays lead air guitarist.
Person one; Hey, are you going to check out that new band, Scab Shadow?
Person two; Fuck yea! Big Mike is bad ass!
After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.
Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?
Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!
a fucking douchebag
cocksucking shitgrinner
ect..
"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"
"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."
When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.
Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs
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