Dirty Schnitzel

When you finger someones ass and wipe it on their upper lip leaving a Hitler stash on their lip.

"Donny gave me a dirty schnitzel last night at German fest."

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For schnitzel my pretzel

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".

Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!

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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off

When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good

Schnitzel Fritz

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.

That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

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Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

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for schnitzel my nozzle

the microsoft editor acceptable version of fo' schizzle my nizzle hahaha, or as some people would call it, the white version.

type fo schizzle my nizzle into microsoft word and when the red lines come up or u do word check itll give u for schnitzel my nozzle

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