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when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks
Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player
Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.
To reinvent oneself, ones life etc
Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!
My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man
pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
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Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.
"Scratch and sniff is at it again"
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Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.
Also referred to as scrapesticle
guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
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To tease a girl and rub your fingers over her panties, right over the pussy.
I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.
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Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
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