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when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.
man we scared the livin shit outa her, we gave her the window screamer.
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When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.
Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment
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When two people are having sex and one parts the others ass cheeks and gets their mouth next to the butthole and screams.
I was doinking this chick the other night and I rolled her over and gave her a screamer, holy shit she started shaking and had goosebumps all over her ass..
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licking a girl out with tobasco sauce on your tongue
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream
boy: i heard you really scream last night, what happened?
girl: my boyfriend tobasco screamered me
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A man inserts wasabi into a woman’s anal cavity. He then puts his penis in her mouth. She screams. Choking on his yum yum sauce.
“Bro I have my girl the Nagasaki Screamer last night.”
“No way you dirty dog”
n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.
"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."
"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."
An individual who seeks out elevated spaces in order to make public declarations concerning their love for another.
He stood proudly atop the gently sloping roof of his family home, taking only a brief moment to allow evening air to fill his lungs.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.