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Very similar to the "Somalian Sunflower" with the major difference being that this takes place outside in a very cold climate area. During intercourse or when receving oral intercourse with a white woman, the man withdraws his penis and blows directly into the girls face, then proceeds to slap her across the face, creating a sunflower-like design with the man spirit. The major difference here is that since they are in a cold climate area, the spooge will freeze to her face causing the Siberian Sunflower.
I banged Aleksandra in her backyard last night. I hit her with the Siberian Sunflower and she's still trying to unstick the remains from her face.
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when a girl has a parka hood over her head and you come on her face so it looks like she came in froma blizzard
she was walking out the door and i gave her an angry siberian
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Eating someones asshole out until they blead, while lighting their pubes on fire with one hand, and tickleing their naval with the other.
Devin, If you are not up by noon, I am going to come over and Siberian Husky both you and your mother.
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A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.
I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.
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Two individuals, both sharing a strand of anal beads that are inserted into their anus, playing "tug of war" with the anal beads.
Jim and Frank love to engage in a game of Siberian tug of war every Saturday night.
Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted
Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.
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Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.
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