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This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.
Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.
Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!
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Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.
Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.
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Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
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Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.
Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them
Araf: That's stat mat
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An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat
that girl over there goes to All Stat University
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Stat has a variable amount of meanings. If it is used as an insult to another person it means the person who is saying this word is extremely jealous of another person in the areas of female sexuality. The derivative of this word comes from the early 21st century by a poetic Chris Blain attempting to make an insult on a Royer, see definition. Since Royers cant be insulted the term changed to a more acceptable meaning.
"Shut up stat!". Meaning shut up its not my fault you get more girls then I do.
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a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
This guy is a complete stat whore.
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