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The taste associated with doing the honourable thing to one's lady.
She'd danced all night and with no chance to shower... its was like eating sushi off a barbershop floor.
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After eating alot of sushi, one might feel almost high, as if they just smoked weed. This happened because of the amount of Mercury in it.
I came home and crashed because i was incredibly sushi high.
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The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.
I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.
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Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
college girls that flock to the sushi bars on their respective campus', spending daddy's fortune and being jappy
Syracuse University- Blue Monkey & Oishi Sushi attracts many sushi bitches on thursday friday and saturday nights.
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A real nasty form of diahhroea - Sushi Squirts is the act of eating great Sushi with friends then going home to only start feeling your stomach turning over thus moving full circle into the Sushi Squirts, (resembles food poising) Squirting out all that great Sushi and even rice, you know it is rice as it exits it tickles your ass.. Resembles the Shits, Diahria, Hurshy Squirts and so on.
Hey Gary, we had lunch at the best Sushi place today. Later that evening while out dancing the food gave me the Sushi Squirts as i tried to fart and a load of runny shit came out instead. I had to go home and squirted for hours.
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Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move
careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on
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