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The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".
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The act of shaking hands with an erect penis between the hands.
Got a great Abraham Yankin last night!
When the President is giving a speech and farts.
Did you catch the inaugural speech? If you turn up your volume, you can hear him rip an Abraham Stinkler right when he was sworn in.
A really cool guy, with lots of friends. Has a hobby of making websites, and a particular hate of 'Meat-Free Monday'.
Person 1: Who is that guy?!
Person 2: Oh, he's such a Daniel Abrahams
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When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
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Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
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to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
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