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Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."
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a term given to someone with no sexual appeal at all due to constant keepin' like actions in which causes them to always look foolish.
that guy over there is deffinatly da mayor'
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AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.
Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!
a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck
EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)
mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...
EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!
joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins
mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....
EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)
mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...
EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...
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Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.
Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.
Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)
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Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.
Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.
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