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The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.
"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"
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Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.
if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS
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Bozo status is your status as a bozo
Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.
The infamous act of pissing, crapping, and vomitting on yourself simultaneously. Usually occurs during bouts of heavy drinking.
Tommy: "Hey bro, how'd your night end up?"
Jake: "Well it was going well, but then I blacked out and pulled a Triple Bozo."
Tommy: "Hahah, damn dude you are one pathetic loser!"
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A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
Honey I’m going to the grocery store
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
A word to describe the leader of the ABF stumble guys clan. it can also be used to describe someone doing something devious. It is usually used in third person.
Abf bozo commits mass genocide.
The etymology comes from the popular children's show hosted by none other than Bozo the Clown. Children from the audience would play games and the prize was usually a board game. However, the consolation prize was a large button depicting Bozo the Clown. Therefore, when someone brags or shows off one should ask him or her "would you like a cookie or a Bozo Button"
Kid A: "I'm going to see Radiohead in San Francisco while I am going to be there on a business trip!!!!"
Pablo Honey: "Do you want a cookie or a Bozo Button?"
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