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Lindsay Lohan Syndrome

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

by Mr.W.Smith October 10, 2012

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lindsay lohan phase

A time period during which someone in their teens and/or twenties (often female) starts dressing rebelliously and/or trashy, partying frequently, engaging in serious alcoholism and other hardcore substance abuse (cocaine, ecstasy pills, etc.), and racking up several misdemeanor (and sometimes even felony) charges for their behavior. The name "Lindsay Lohan phase" is a reference to former teen star Lindsay Lohan, who not only went through this phase for nearly 6 years in the late 2000s and early 2010s, but is arguably the most infamous person to go through such a phase. Though Lindsay Lohan is filthy rich and has nothing to worry about now that her days of being off-the-rails are over, non-celebrities that go through this phase aren't so lucky. The ones that don't die from their reckless behavior are often unable to get a good job once they've grown up due to their criminal record, even if it's been several years since they turned their life around. The answer to this problem is to remember that as much as your social life means to you, you have to make your future your number-one priority and say "no" to peer pressure.

Person 1: why has Lexi been so pissed off lately?
Person 2: She's in her late 20s and still can't get a stable, good-paying job because she went through a Lindsay Lohan phase in her early 20s.
Person 1: Damn, that must suck!

by Don't do drugs kids October 28, 2017


lindsay lohans suitcase

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse

by twittermonster April 9, 2014


Lindsay Lohan

Actress and lesbian sex slave. When she went to prision all the lesbians in there wanted a piece of that lohan ass.
Shes hot but don't know how to stay out of troble.

Lindsay Lohan is an actress and lesbian sex slave.

by Deep blue 2012 August 2, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan

A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more โ€œmessed upโ€ child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.

Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and Iโ€™m in.

by WillyByers July 23, 2020


Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.

I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

by MDUSA January 5, 2018