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the reason the internet was invented
person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther
person 2:About 238,000,000
person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come
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Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.
It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.
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n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
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when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.
"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"
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When two people love each other very much the female tends to spread her legs while naked and the male is naked between them and puts his penis in her vaginas. This act is called sex and porn is when sex is recorded and posted online!
I caught my son watching porn last night ! It was full of naked women!
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It's like your mom find cocaine but she dont beat your ass you already beat yourself
Mom get out of my room I'm watching Mia Khalifas porn
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The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.
Matt: Do you like porn?
Me: No.
Matt: Do you watch porn?
Me: Everyone watches it man!
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