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To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.
"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"
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a kind of kiss.played tonsil tennis with
you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.
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When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
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vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.
She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
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A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.
i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey
it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!
Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
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When you burst in a girls mouth and then grab some frozen cod steaks (preferably covered in ice from the freezer) and shove them down her throat, causing the flowing liquid to freeze to her tonsils.
When i give that bitch jenny some good old tonsil frosting she floundered around like a fish out of water. Literally.
Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
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Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.