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someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.
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Collective term for people who use twitter.com
"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
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The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.
"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.
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Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
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1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!
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being very drunk
ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night
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