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A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.
A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...
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Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.
Person A: I like unicorns. Their scales are lovely.
Person B: Unicorn scales? Wait, what?
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A way of indicating that the thing you or someone else just said makes no sense.
A new law prohibits smoking in restaurants, bars and on the grounds of hospitals and schools. But prisons, psychiatric institutions and retirement homes exempted...
Wait. What?
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NY Jets Linebacker Bart Scott barked . . Can't Wait . . the never-shy Scott shouted when told . . Congratulations, see you in Pittsburgh’ after New York’s 28-21 victory over the New England Patriots in the NFL playoffs.
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something that has the potential to change your life forever.
I am so in love whit him! He was worth waiting for.
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A phrase used to back the conversation up when you realize you weren't listening. You caught the ice cream end of the conversation,and oops, you wish you had heard the meat and potatoes. It could be important, so you use this phrase to try and sneak by the fact that you were thinking about dirty pics and bacon cheeseburgers while your friend was pouring their heart out. Hopefully they're so distraught they'll rewind and repeat without noticing.
"........And he left me there all drunk with no shoes and my weave falling out!"
"Wait. What?"
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the putting on of pounds while waiting for something and anxiously stress-eating
a: She looks huge! do you think she's preggers?
b: naw, i heard she's finally getting her scores back tomorrow...she's been wait gaining for ages man
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