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To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all
Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead
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A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.
After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.
If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
Stone washed denim clothing that is taken to the next level. "Boulder washed" attire can come into one's wardrobe through an extreme means of natural wear and tear (usually beyond the article's reasonable lifespan), or can be purchased in a store for far too much cash.
"Damn son! Where's Doc and the Delorean nigga!? You really rockin them boulder wash jeans to Dave's party!? Yo dude, them shits is bleached more than Shandra's weave and you got so many holes in em, bitches gonna think I found you back in 1984 for real son!"
Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.
I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!
Jamaican slang for any stimulation of the anus with the tongue.
That girl you just kissed is known for her love of giving men batty wash
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An "Acetone Wash" is one method used by cocaine users to purify cocaine purchased on the streets. Each time the smuggled cocaine switches hands it is almost always cut or "stepped on" resulting in lower purity & even the possibility of dangerous cutting agents by the time it reaches the users. To achieve a purer cocaine base & eliminate these cutting agents many users "wash" the cocaine with 100% anhydrous acetone. Depending on the cut an acetone wash can also be used in conjunction with other purifying methods. After "washing", the cocaine base can be smoked or converted back to powdered cocaine HCI using muriatic acid. There are several "washing" methods outlined on the internet and some require highly flammable and explosive chemicals such as ether. Due to this risk many prefer acetone as a safer and as effective alternative.
By performing an acetone wash John eliminated many of the impurities in his cocaine.
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Some one of non-asian decent who is highly confused and believes they were born into the wrong race and are truly asian. They obssess over the people, food, and language.
"Leslie is SO Asian Washed"
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