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What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.
Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.
1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.
2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.
2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
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A man of color, normally black, who exclusively dates white women or snow bunnies
Guy 1: Why didn't Marcus come to the party?
Guy 2: You know how he is. He said if it ain't he ain't going.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot bro's a winter soldier.
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An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt
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A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months
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1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.
Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.
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The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!