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Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
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Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.
The opposite of Woke is Doze.
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claiming that you are aware the planet is flat even though everything tells and shows us that its round being really stupid and not following facts that show u the truth DUMB AS SHIT!!
theses flerfers claim they r woke stupid flerfs!
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I someone is wide awake they are WOKE.
A person can get WOKE by eating lots of sugar and stuff.
Synonym - Hype/Hyped/Hyper
Wow i didn’t get any sleep last night yet i’m still so WOKE.
i’m planning to get WOKE today.
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The right wing's interpretation of the word woke. There is no actual consistent definition of the word for them and is often used as a buzzword to describe a negative characteristic of wokescoldy, sjw leftists at best or wildly vilified, imagined and strawmanned descriptions of the supposed left at worst.
- The woke agenda will not stop me from eating my burgers!
- What does he mean by "woke" agenda?
- That the dems want to get rid of meat?
- But what does it have to do with societal injustices?
- IDK, by woke, he means "woke"
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The act of aggressively pushing for Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity by discriminating against the "oppressors" with the intent of achieving equity for the "oppressed"
Bob: I swear to God Wokeness has ruined entertainment. All that comes out these days is classics that get "updated" by slapping blackface on the characters or turning them into Mary Sues and then have em make meta jokes to make up for how shitty the end product is.
Tom: Yeah. They should at least try something original and make the female protagonist human. I mean every hero is supposed to have a weakness right?
Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera?
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."
Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.