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"You just thought it was good idea to pinch a fudge dragon in the urinal!"
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A fierce dragon is when you're getting oral sex and about to cum you push their head down on your dick and when you blow your load it shoots out of their nose in a comical fashion bearing a striking resemblance to a chinese dragon that has those whiskers coming out of it's nose. Also known a the walrus.
Person 1: Do did you hear about Palmer giving Amanda a fierce dragon?
Person 2:No.
Person 1: Yeah she's had a sinus infection ever since.
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The dragon located at the national archives in Washington D.C. aka the Freedom Dragon is the reconstructed remains of a dragon that perished at the battle of Yorktown. Recent debates have erupted on whether the Dragon really exists but it's unknown due to its stealthy hiding spot behind the large doors located at the front.
Did you guys hear about the freedom dragon? It's dead now.
To talk bad about somebody behind their back, while they are standing within earshot of you.
Paul: Oh, John, he has to be gay. He just acts so--
John: What was that?
Paul: OH, HI!
Jack: You shouldn't pull a dragon, Paul.
Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?
Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.
I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.