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A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
Omg he’s just like Conner Martin
When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.
The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.
As used in context...
Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.
This car won't start, it's Martined up
The act of getting pegged by your wife.
I got Martined by the mrs last night
The wife properly Martined me last night
When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love
'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'
A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them
I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot
Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.
DT Martin
Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.
Boy with a very small penis: What is that?
Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.
He was an animal in there last night, cause he gave me The Dusty Martin