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The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.
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21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men continued.
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a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.
a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.
Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.
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Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
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Big Hot Gay Men are usually homosexual barbies that are flawless in every manner they can please you in 1000 different ways and 1000 more with your holes they are the pinnacle of sexual desire in the homosexual culture
Hey Ryan look at James Charles he must be part of the Big Hot Gay Men Society
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A fucking BRILLIANT song by Oliver Anthony. Absolute banger!
Hym "I don't even like country and EVEN I think Rich Men North of Richmond is a frickin banger! I listen to it 3-4 times a night at work. It's good. Give him 1 million dollars. And a hat. That says 'Hym is the greatest.' And the buy me some nicotine pouches... Because I'm out of nicotine pouches..."
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A phrase used by random people when they are hyper, bored, happy etc
Random Girl 1: Rawr...IM A PENGUIN
Random Girl 2: And i come from the tribe of the dookelaylee chicken men.
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