sock dick

a male who teases a girl by sending her a picture of his penis with a sock on it

"hey, look at that sock dick! he sent a picture of his dick to kourtney, WITH A SOCK ON IT!"

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concert socks

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.

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Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

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Eye sock

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.

Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?

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sock sucker

(n) 1.one who sucks socks
2. one who takes pleasure in the art of sucking socks
3. synonyms- shoe licker, rice slicer, will

person a. hey look, it's will the sock sucker
person b. yeah, he realy enjoys sucking socks

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Red Sock

While giving anal and near ejaculation, the "taker" gets punched in back of the head by the "pitcher". This will cause the "takers" anal cavity to tighten at which point the "giver" pulls out with force, causing the anus to become inside out. hense, the red sox.

I punched that bitch in the back of the dome and gave a red sock. You know, an inside out asshole! Like when you take your socks off!

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Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

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