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Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.
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A bluedog who keeps the inside of the windows clean on the special bus to windsor.
As a linfield bus goes by: "there goes a bus full of window lickers".
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A vehicle filled with black people.
Oh shit, Bob. There appears to be a car approaching us with tinted windows. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get shot.
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microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!
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LSD - A person who drops acid by licking a tab of window pane acid. Then this person gets weird and other people think it is okay to call this person a retard.
Guy One: Here dude lick this.
Guy Two: What is it?
Guy One: A lollipop.
Guy Two: It doesn't look like a lollipop.
Guy One: Well it will after you lick it.
Guy Two: (Guy Two licks the tab, and then questions Guy One.)
Guy Two: How do you figure that?
Guy One: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you will see things differently after you lick it. Let me clue you in. That tab is window pane, but you don't have to take it if you don't want to.
Guy Two: What is window pane?
Guy One: Window pane acid.
Guy Two: wtf man this is LSD? I already licked it.
Guy One: I guess that makes you a Window Licker.
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The contents of an unflushed toilet after an incredibly foul episode of explosive diarrhea. We're talkin' half liquid, half solid, splattered all over the toilet bowl, complete with oily discharge, a bit of blood, and some undigested pieces of corn. The maker of Windows 7 usually leaves it all in the pot unflushed and often without even any toilet paper - so you know they didn't wipe.
Unsuspecting Joe walked right into the bathroom only to discover that he was going to have to deal with Windows 7... so he plugged his nose, averted his eyes, put on the latex gloves, and tried his best to flush that foul shit down to where it belongs.
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