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Putting your balls on random objects
I am gorilla ball sacking mrs cucks mailbox
A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.
They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!
Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.
"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"
When you are about to cum, pound on your chest like a gorilla, than pull out and go into the darkness.
Hey dude, I gave your mom a cave gorilla yesterday!
The act of giving a girl anal while pounding your chest, right before you finish you say oh-oh like a monkey and start thrusting even more violently.
Dude I gave your mom the best cave gorilla yesterday