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Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.
Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
We do not condome underage drinking.
An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
A bandana tied around your penis
Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana