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Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 3, 2019


Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)

“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018


Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

by Wanna date? November 11, 2019


Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.

Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!

by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019


fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019


Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.

Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap

by No Cure for Stupid People January 25, 2023


croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018