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Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018


Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 15, 2022


Yall need to die

When someone gets so pissed off at something and expresses their anger in a clearly unnecessary way. Almost always creating unnecessary drama.

“Omg yall need to dieshe screamed in the hallway of her house rushingly putting on her coat and slamming the front door after fighting with her mother.

by Gurl who has time rn December 3, 2018


need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 26, 2013


I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.

I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down

by Nigardly man November 24, 2024


I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022


You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023