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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 10, 2016


spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014


dead spit

Dead Spit something that looks extremely like or identical to something else.

1: Ay this girl I saw looks dead spit of kylie Jenner
2: Nah mate, Kylie Jenner is the dead spit of that girl

by GH0ST15 July 2, 2023


Spitting Cheese Burger

A Spitting Cheese Burger is when a women who has her period gets a yeast infection and then when she has sex, she squirts the juices into her partner's mouth. If a man cums inside her prior to her squirting the mixture into his mouth it becomes a Spitting Cheese Burger with Mayonase.

My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.

by The Real WARMONKEY September 15, 2010


spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022


Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

by 2brzlp June 14, 2024


Spitting rhymes

The expression of deeply rooted observations that come from within a human body and result in a monologue that is not exclusive to documented language.

Anthropological source: Any culture that is dependent on oral history will very likely utilize this discourse as primary form of communication.

Facing dystopian times I find myself spitting rhymes, Son.

by JoQuer May 11, 2024