Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.

Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad

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finnin to smash

looking to get it on (sex it up)

Kylee was bein' all cute with Hayden. She must be finnin to smash.

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Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

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Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

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vagina smash

When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.

Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"

Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."

Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"

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bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

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Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms

Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

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