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Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.
Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.
The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”
“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.
Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?
A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick
“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”
When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.
When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”
Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.
“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”
when you cum on a witches hat
Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.