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A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.
Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.
Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!
Joe: ??????
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.
Willy the dog is has a very loud bark
Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.
Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!
It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."