When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?
B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)
"Boy you went in the closet today."
when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.
Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.
a euphemism for an S&M dungeon
"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college
"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."
Awkward silence
Drama Closet
A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:
I know right:
A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.