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When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky
“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
When someone uses a bedroom as a closet!
Go clean your closet bedroom zhane.
A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room
that girl has a tight closet