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A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.
My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.
The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
Often abbreviated FF5.
Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").
Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.
Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.
Have you heard the song Kountry Gentlemen by Family Force 5?
Yeah, it's awesome!
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Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
Just Kidding Family
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When one passes a joke from Family Guy off as their own.
Man, everyone thought that he was so funny but really he was just Pullin' A Family Guy over and over all night.
When an entire family is pathetic and cowardly
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! No wonder he or she is like that! Coming from that Bitch ass Family!
Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
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