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*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."
Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
a specific position requiring the following
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
When something absolutely smacks
Bro did you try one of those cookies?
Yeah man, they HUMPED
The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
humping your brains out would be great right now