Hip-Hop

"Hip-hop" consists of the murderous mumblings of retarded, crotch-grabbin' gutter monkeys from da ghetto. While the rest of us drive rickety shit wagons & wonder where the rent money is gonna come from, these dusky artistes live in McMansions & cruise the Sunset Strip in Maybachs, instead of residing in the nation's Death Rows & morgues as Nature intended.

Thanx, Murray Rothstein!

Hip-Hop lovin' Wigger: "Yo dawg - you heard da new Fiddy? Dat shit is PHAT, nigga!"

Me: (pulling back the slide).....

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hip hop

A genre of music which seems to have three main topics suggested in its songs: sex, drugs/drinking, and booty shakin'!

I listened to hip hop all day yesterday and sensed a couple recurring themes!

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hip hop

syndrome located in males and females. The symptoms of this syndrome are- smelling like alcohol, slurred speech. The "hip" begins to "hop" uncontrollably without cause

Damn last night jimmy had a bad case of hip hop!

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Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

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Dude Hopping

When a guy meets another dude and hangs out with that dude as much as possible for the next couple weeks, then randomly stops hanging with them and hops to the next dude. There is no loving or homosexuality about these dude, just a slight bromance

In the span of three months, he has been dude hopping and got to at least four different guys

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Beaner hopping

When a person of Spanish ethnicity crosses the border wall, he or she is also beaner packing by carrying babies in their bags.

No I didn’t say beaner packing, I said beaner hopping

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chop-hopping

An online gaming reference, similar to bunny hopping or "bhopping". When a player ducks and jumps simultaneously to avoid being hit by an opponent.

Dammit noob, stop chop-hopping and play like a man!

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