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Relatively new suburb of San Diego County nestled between the country and the ghetto. Area codes 92019 and 92020 and home of Valhalla and Steele Canyon High Schools. It's nice. Always something to do...like going to Target or Jamba Juice or Cuyamaca College. It is far from anything fun.
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PENIS ENVY
Rancho San Diego 92019 92020.
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After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.
Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.
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A bitch who works for a angry bird boi and has no friends besides his boss and other worker and is single and always will be
My friends: Who do you hate the most
Me: dreamswap ink sans
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A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.
Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!
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Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.
I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!
I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.
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A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.
Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.
"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."
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A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal