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When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids
I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.
A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off
“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test ”
“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”
When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?
Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a "20 Meter" test. Children think that "20 meter" means that they don't have to run more than that, but they're wrong. They run in 20 meter intervals. As you continue to run these intervals, the time periods get shorter and shorter, and by 35, the less athletic kids are done. Then the athletic kids get to show off. Basically the Pacer Test is just making children run up and down a 20 meter space a bunch of times.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start.
Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.
Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"
Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."
In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."
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