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samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

by Rahnderson April 5, 2011


Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018


Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 14, 2020


Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD August 30, 2008


Elite Panda

Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.

HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.

by Jesse Druid December 8, 2011


panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020


Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep

And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard

by BrokenRecord6132 November 24, 2021