Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

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seaford oyster bay expressway (135)

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

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Bay Area private school guy

all attractive private school guys from the bay are actually retarded. but, they could really get it in reality. their main flaw is they are very oblivious to the girls they could pull, when when they realize they can pull girls can become unnecessarily cocky. some are very chill but most of them suckass.

girl 1: I just added the Bay Area private school guy on snap!
girl 2: I have him too, he leaves everyone on delivered for hours
girl 3: Play hard to get, they are soooo cocky

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lose the bay bridge series

To commit suicide by jumping off the Bay Bridge.

Stiv was a psychotic suicidal douche so he decided to lose the bay bridge series

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Green Bay Special

The act of a female obtaining a traditional baseball cap and then precedes to shove the cap up her vagina.

Yo man, this chick from Green Bay stole my hat from me and said she was gonna go shove it up her vagina. Now that's a Green Bay Special!

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Dropping anchor in poo bay

When you shit so hard that it is still connected when it hits the water.

I was dropping anchor in poo bay so hard last night

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I'll see you down at Arizona Bay

A reference to Bill Hick's vision/hopes of California breaking off in an earthquake leaving a Arizona to have a bay. Used in a Tool song in the same reference and context

I'll See you down at Arizona Bay, sucker

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